Just a thought: why are some professors assholes? They're the minority, that's for sure...but they're still assholes, and it still sucks. Why do they derive a sadistic joy from demanding nine typewritten pages in response to their take-home essay exams? And why do they require said nine pages to be completed in 3 days, and why do they require the exams to be handed in a full 72 hours before the scheduled final exam time? And, why do they require 20 students to reference the one and only existing copy of a certain article, on reserve at the campus library, in said take-home essay exam? Are we all supposed to fight over it between now and Monday? Fucker.